Wednesday 22 July 2009

Gordon Brown targetted for reality shift.

WHITEMAN AFB, Mo., July 21, 2009 -- Northrop Grumman Corporation (NYSE:NOC) has moved the U.S. Air Force a critical step closer to being able to drop a 30,000 pound penetrator weapon from the B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.

On April 28, an Air Force team, a Northrop Grumman-led aircraft contractor team and a Boeing-led weapon contractor team verified that the equipment required to integrate the new Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP) on the B-2 -- the hardware that holds the MOP inside the weapons bay, the weapon itself, and the hardware used by the aircrew to command and release the weapon -- will fit together properly inside the aircraft.

Northrop Grumman is the Air Force's prime contractor for the B-2, the flagship of the nation's long-range strike arsenal. The Boeing Company (NYSE:BA) is the prime contractor for the MOP, and a subcontractor to Northrop Grumman on the B-2 MOP integration effort.

"This fit check represents a significant step in identifying and mitigating technical risks associated with integrating the MOP onto the B-2," said Col. Kevin Harms, USAF, Commander, 702nd Aeronautical Systems Group.

Dave Mazur, vice president and B-2 program manager for Northrop Grumman's Aerospace Systems sector agreed. "The things we learned by doing this test will help us execute any future B-2 MOP integration program in a faster, more cost-effective manner."

“”First live fire exercise will involve an attempt to knock some sense into The UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown. Top CIA analysts believe the UK premier is suffering from an extreme form of “Frequently Unmotivated Compressed Kinetic Wavelike Inverse Timedilation on the Z-axis “Which has rendered him useless. He does no longer inhabit the same space/time line as the rest of us” quipped Progamme Manager Colonel Cressidicka Tally Van, CyberZOMO, London.

“This could have been an FSB operation” commented an unattributable source.

“The last recorded incidence of FUCKWITZ was to Leonid Ilich Brezhnev, the resultant attempted cure using crude Soviet technology in 1982 resulted in the whole politburo being blasted into 2040 and the destruction of Euro Disney. Make mine a double” smirked an unattributable source.

“This could have been a GRU operation” hicked our unattributable source.

The general public has nothing to fear from this trial since no matter where the PM hides the MOP gates in, does its work, and gates out again. “A la twin towers” slurred our source.

It is hoped to have the UK premier back online in time for the new Parliamentary session which is at least 12 weeks away.

“Lucky ph*******s” mumbled our source as he slid from his hammock.””

WTF are they going after now?

Heads up.


  1. It's true. I did it. Wishful thinking, must have been.

  2. I really thought, reading the first paragraph, that this was factual. Ok, ok you got me. I know nothing about aircraft other than they're supposed to fly.


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