..of a plaything on the stage of The Globe during a production of the Merchant of Avarice then one knows the meaning of the words dumb and dumber, concubine and eunuch.
All the world is a stage and real things can never have happened unless they were scriptured.
I'll bet you not one person of the millions and millions who were offed in holocausts financed by the Ba'al Hammon money worshipping murdering tribe of fantacistic hallucinotrons ever got the chance to shit a brick never mind jewellry.