Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Decoupling Her Majesty from the Large Poltroon Collider


H/T Goodnight Vienna


The speech itself was very short in comparison with previous years and the main points were:



'Enhancing' governance of the financial sector, = no more loopholes for YOU.


Legislation to halve the budget deficit= starvation and filth for YOU


Widening the provision of free personal care for those in highest need= Tightening the requirements for YOU so you’ll get none


Legislation guaranteeing to raise educational standards=educational standards for amoeba


'Protecting' communities by making parents take responsibility for their children's behaviour=we will steal YOUR children even more freely now


Amending the communications infrastructure to 'make it fit for the digital age'=YOU are excluded


Supporting carbon capture and storage and helping 'vulnerable households with energy bills'=my mates the Rothschilds


Protecting communities from flooding and protecting water supplies=FEMA camps and rationing for YOU


Addressing differences in pay between men and women=YOU’LL all be poor now


Ensuring agency workers are treated equally=everyones a slave


Pushing on with constitutional reform=Oligarchy Direct


Strengthening the bribery law=WE want prepayment guaranteed


Banning cluster bombs=They ruin the atmos at OUR garden parties.



Two DAFT bills were also announced:



To reform the House of Lords and make it substantially or wholly elected=BY OUR moneyed interests


To make binding the commitment for 0.7% of government spending from 2013 to be on International Development.=YOU’LL pay for OUR mates in tax havens trousering YOUR tax PAID DEBT, and you children and their children and their children for ever and ever and ever ……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.


Large cloud of sulphur then appeared and it was all over in a flash.