Late Christmas shopping.

OK chaps this is provided in the name of market research and as an aid to the purchase of your beloved’s pressy.


There is no other motive to which I will admit until I’m standing outside the Pearlies.


If The Mandelbrot Set are watching, by the supreme weirdness that is the universe, I might actually be aiding you as well, though I’d rather cover my collection of sensitive bits in strawberry jam and dangle them in a red ant nest.


Anyway pace makers on stun, stand by to repel boarders and hit it.


H/T George Ure.