OK chaps this is provided in the name of market research and as an aid to the purchase of your beloved’s pressy.
There is no other motive to which I will admit until I’m standing outside the Pearlies.
If The Mandelbrot Set are watching, by the supreme weirdness that is the universe, I might actually be aiding you as well, though I’d rather cover my collection of sensitive bits in strawberry jam and dangle them in a red ant nest.
Anyway pace makers on stun, stand by to repel boarders and hit it.
H/T George Ure.