Friday, 7 August 2009

Wank Stators. Rotating, Non-Rotating & Fixed.

What is a WS? A WS is an elemental of the machinery of government which is designed to affect, effect, influence, guide, direct or moderate the herd attention space, HAS.

These WS are highly engineered, costly and sophisticated actors that are usually best deployed singley in the normal course of public administration. Their abilities are best utilised free of other WS influence. This allows continual and optimal manipulation of the HAS.

Deploying more than one WS into an attention space is a very complicated undertaking requiring thorough orchestration of all WSs to generate a WS engine commonly referred to as an Attention Space Orgasmatron, ASO.

The ASO sucks the herd’s attention span into a Cyclic Ritually Approved Propagandised Permission Elicitation Regime, otherwise known as a general election.

Where does one begin to describe this phenomenon? Well let’s look at the lifecycle of the WS. Firstly, certain families specialize in producing the beasts. Just as some families are described as martial or some farmers may specialize in breeding leeches, WS families have existed throughout history. Modern WS families are usually foundation bitches. Good schooling helps the selection process: Eton/Habs-OxBridge-Rhodes Scholar etc.

What are the characteristics of these WSs? Well there are three types infesting our attention space.

ROTATING. The most highly prized. RWSs use mass distraction techniques, beautiful plumage, psyren voices, psychic projection and shape shifting enhancements to beguile. These beautifully crafted mind weapons can capture the complete HAS. The individual observer seduced into gazing at the WS’s own naked mind mirror, the victim degenerated into a severe state of auto eroticism. Psychopath rating: EXTREME.

NON-ROTATING. Usually the least highly rated of the three types. NRWSs are usually supportive in their role and act as scenic background generators lulling the herd with captivating eye music and ear shine. An NRWS will set the scene in the HAS for the RWS to capitalize upon later. NRWS can have sufficient hypnotic properties to be used in the rotating state if required temporarily in extremis. Psychopath rating: Very High and vindictive in the extreme.

FIXED: Ideally a decommissioned RWS, though not necessarily e.g. Mandelbrot Set, the FWS exists as an outstanding piece of political sculpture within the HAS and acts as a sign post, guide stone or familiar landmark that directs the herd gaze 24/7 in the desired direction without fail. Psychopath rating: Dangerous dog.

All three classes of WS are beautiful to behold, that is their common visible attribute, and engage the HAS seamlessly. It is rare to find a WS able to operate effectively outside their naturally engineered state. Switching stator state or operating in more than one state simultaneously is very rare. The reason for this is two fold, firstly this would illustrate a failure in orchestration by their handlers. Secondly the psychological strain, not to mention schytzoid state, required would shorten the lifespan of the WS and compromise the carefully cultivated relationship with the herd.

This would be like discovering that your fridge could double up as a microwave oven. You may accept the situation but you would be a troubled little herd member who’s carefully scripted quietude had been disrupted.

That said though there are some truly gifted WSs who’s natural raw material allowed the crafting of a multi role WS.

Examples?

Bill Clinton. Sublime RWS now decommissioned and standing in a public park in your attention space as an FWS directing your gaze so effectively you didn’t see what really just happened in North Korea, did you?

Vladimir Putin. Full spectrum RWS now operating as an NRWS. Will quickly spin back up to RWS status before decommissioning to FWS in a decade and a half or so.

Henry Kissinger. Constantly shape shifting from NRWS to FWS and back again. Psychopathic Nobel Peace Prize winner par excellence.

OK UK plc I hear you sighing “What’s this got to do with us?” Well all the above has concerned visible WS. The kind that we herd members find projected into our attention space. However, as you’ve no doubt guessed, there are invisible WS. IWS are usually not revealed to the HAS. IWS main role is the elimination of non approved potential actors in the HAS. IWSs are used to create an obstruction/diversion to the progress of the non approved potential HAS actor. The IWS breaks/brakes them and takes the NAPHASA out of play before the HAS is breeched. Terminator Psychopathy.

Every so often an IWS appears in the HAS. This is an ill omen. It portends the whole orchestration of the HAS has broken down completely. OR a brand new paradigm is being prepared. A new attention space into which not all of us herd members are welcome. Some of us are not going to make it through.

Gordon Brown, it is the only explanation. Why else would we have an IWS as our unelected PM in the NAZI/SOVIET?