Sunday, 27 September 2009

Wank Stator Taxonomy update.

Thanks to Shibby rattling my memory banks this morning I realised that my drivellings a couple of months ago, nothing new there I hear you groan, on the subject of Wank Stators was incomplete.


The new taxonomy now includes Dead Wank Stators.


Why so long to put the phekker in his place?


Well I fell for it.


I fell for the Hidden in Clear Sight malarkey.


I thought the buttwelding wraithe was just a turncoat backstabbing foundation bitchboy who just couldn’t help himself.


No.


He’s a primary agent of destruction which, if you remember my mind belch of last week Thank God I’m an Optimist , feeds directly into the deliberate discrediting of our democratic political system.


He’s an enemy of democracy.


So the additional definition is


DEAD: Can be closely related to FIXED. A clearly placed piece of mobile political sculpture always in view but cloaked. Always present in the herd attention space but never dominating it. Designed to distract by random and seemingly chaotic behaviour, the DWS is programmed to seam and merge traditional boundaries in the political lexicon in preparation for new political cultures. Not strong on the eye music or the ear shine the DWS will however be a supreme meaning and muse bender. By its nature the DWS will run in concert with the RWS and NRWS in the herd attention space. The DWS is a clear sign of unwanted change in the HAS. Psychopath rating: Vitriolic Undead.


To find a DWS and an IWS operating in the HAS is a clear sign that demonic forces are at work and societal breakdown is imminent.


Mandelbrot reckons we are moving into a post democratic age.


Yes you muppet, oligarchy. Slavery, tyranny, oppression, NaZoviet gulag with no escape.


However the Dead Wank Stator’s job is never to sate the obvious.


Head up.