Thursday, 24 September 2009

Last chance saloon.

I notice GV, Sue, OH, Rab, CF et al getting all worked up today over a great many issues.

Only GV has so far as I can see got it.

There is no point with any of the established parties any where in UK plc. They are all Foundation bitch boys and will set about fleecing us with as much relish as the last parliament.

I have offered this before as a potential solution to our problems.

It is the Rigorous Voting Method.

Rigorous because no matter how disgusting to you personally to apply the method you must apply it when voting. It is the only sure fire way I can see to get the foundation whelp, bitchboy, buttwelding, transgendering, windypissflappering traitors out. And our guys, the guys with the white hats, in.

If that means, you, a die hard SNP thistleshirted wearer have to vote for the Nancying Morris Dancing Flower Arranging candidate, WHEN YOU YOURSELF have not stood up. Then you MUST do it if the foundation whores are the only other candidates.

I realise that if we do it this will be revolutionary but there is no alternative.

UK plc, at the next general election, if you do not do this, every one of you eligible to vote, you deserve to die and be expunged from the pages of history.

Apply the Rigorous Voting Method in all and every occasion...


Guidelines.
1. Do vote for your mates
2. Do vote for anyone seeking to smash oligarchic and NaZoviet power structures extant or proposed
3. Do vote for someone that you can physically walk round to and punch on the nose.
4. Do vote for anyone who is not a psychopath
5. Do put yourself up for election
6. Do promote a message of hope and reality
7. Do tell your potential constituents that they have the power to turn the lights back on if they start the process with you now
8. Do bring forward the message on strong families, localness, small state government and world unity from the individual up not the other way round.

1. Do not vote for anyone who has not lived in your constituency.
2. Do not vote for anyone who will move out of your constituency.
3. Do not vote for anyone with more than one residence.
4. Do not vote for anyone without full command of the Queen’s English
5. Do not vote for anyone with any other income other than MPs salary.
6. Do not vote for any dual national
7. Do not vote for anyone living in a gated community.
8. Do not vote for any known Swiss Bank Account holders

Some special conditions
1. When your candidate is returned successfully, make sure their staffers have passed the above conditions as well. No more small family businesses allowed on MPs expenses etc.

Heads up.