Thursday, 31 December 2009

Well that’s it then. Bye bye 2009 and good riddance to the noughties.

I’m out delivering coal this evening, see you all in 2010.



So here’s a couple of songs.



Auld Lang Syne



Ave Maria




HAPPY NEW YEAR chums and I hope it’s a GREAT HOGMANAY.

Wednesday, 30 December 2009

Go on try this today.


Shooting under the final approach of a wide body.


No way.


These guys were going about their personal business. No threat. If you know what else was going on in those hills you have to ask…well…..will that have to go underground? Surely the predator drones must have killed the open air swimming pool malarkey.


If you park you car sideways and non approved then you will find a non UK plc subject of the corporation sticking you for lucre.


Do not care where you park your car, wherever you park it will be wrong. What ever you do it will have a penalty. However you think you will die.


Have you noticed that all the new Barkers have no idea about habeas corpus or trial by jury? They know nothing of freedom. They are statute serfs and are covered by the CCTV STASI. Go on then do you know who the CCTV STASI are? I’ve met them and they look just like their cousins in the CHEKA long time ago. Fat and indolent and dead.


Killing people at long range now that is good.


Park in your approved car parking space, you may not even need to if you have a special label, you can park on someone’s bed, or on endangered tree ferrets, or whomever you covertly in your inclusive, diversity, equality way HATE.


Sit in your big fat chair with your big fat arse and chase the leetel video people around with your mavericks and hellfires and chain guns.


Then clock off to the second, because you don’t really love this job, do you? Get into your car in your special place, because you are special, aren’t you? Head for your kennel and then sit………….

Tirade routes.

There is no end to the possibilities these guys have. The pension money that we should have had is paying for their naval expansion. Go on, go ask Goldman Sachs how that happened.



They are back on their old trade routes.



Talking of which.


South America. Land of the unbleached and non-irradiated? I keep asking what is going on down there that everyone who is anyone is hiding there.



Why are they joint exercising? We couldn’t get it together in the Big One but now we are hard at it. Which business plan has been signed off by the board now?


Didn’t I tell yah , watch Cuba soon.


Heads up.

Human mind.


I’d forgotten how much fun CC was. Where is he now? His website suggests he’s gone soft.


This is what I call a carbon footprint.


I bet you don’t like it banana boy, or your Muppet brother. Your dead hands will kill everything that you personally do not control or have thieved. Isn’t that true? How come the two of you are in politics at the same time in what is supposed to be a free country? How much dodging did your daddy and his daddy do to never have to do a day’s work or mouth sense? Who did they report to? Just like you two Velcro haired phreeks.


I’ll bet you and your bro’ will legislate against anyone getting their tootsies slightly warmed, like their brains have turned to mush and they cannot judge things for themselves. That’s what you want isn’t it. So that no one can spot you as the slimed slithering turncoat nothings you are.


How come whole families of refugees have taken up home in the mother of parliaments? How does that work?


It works because the native freeborn Brits have been discriminated against.


Heads up.


Pirates of Genius


They could never be bothered to build their own ships, but they didn’t want to. They got someone else to do the construction with all the concomitant expense of progeny and society, and then they stole the vessel and rode it to destruction. Then they stole another.


Simple Genius.


If you have ever been assaulted by Porter et al then I’ll bet like me you’ve thought Scarface and Columbian. Exemplars of the ever changing business strategy in an ever changing hostile world. Genius. Faced with imminent snuffdom which one do you think will get you out of trouble. MBA or pirate? Yes the pirate.


They’ll blitz the IQ and the EQ.


Business models all hark for easily digested simplicity, the simple tool from which to build complex candy floss worlds, though I will admit that accountancy rules allow a well suited pirate plenty of leeway. The pirate knows that the world is too complex to enrapture so the complex tool needs to be claimed and used to plunder the loot.


“So what’s this got to do with the price of sliced bread then?” I hear you ask


Crew, that’s what.


Ever wondered where the crew came from? I’ve never seen a pirate ship with a maternity ward yet. Just like Venice, UK plc has a breeding problem. The Black Pig needs new hands on deck sharpish.


Have you ever seen a pirate who is absolutist in any belief structure? No they are all contingent, relativistic and amoral. The idea the West has to get its head round is that freedom has no place on the pirate ship any more, it’s been ditched. The one legged, one eyed, parrot toting Ole Cap’n might have decide that he wants a crew of compliant serfs now that freedom has done its half millennial job of knitting together the planet.


So don’t look all surprised when you find that Sharia finance means that Sharia law has its place here. It has been done before to this country. Divine Right of Kings, Unwritten constitution, NOAHide, the pirate ship plows on no matter how choppy the waters or how much mutiny there is on the blood red decks.


If we want our freedom we’d better stop crewing the pirate ship then, hadn’t we.


Heads up.

Cu Jimmy!

After the banksters put Hitler in power he told them he’d print his own money. That’s when his fate was sealed.


So bearing in mind what GU said about copper yesterday these two stories grab my attention.


H/T to the SF.


Chinese firm says won't pay Goldman on options losses


Canada miners jump after Chinese bid for Corriente


Heads up.

ChiCommland

They really don’t have much to worry about do they? Though I wouldn’t mess with No9!


You all know what our top ten would be. Starting at No10.


Heads up.